FBI Says The Documents In Trump’s Possession Were So Classified They Were Printed With Invisible Ink On Invisible Paper

Officials from the Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation were forced to defend themselves today as news came out that many of the file folders confiscated in the raid of former President Donald Trump’s residence at Mar-A-Lago were empty. “There’s an easy explanation for all of this,” said FBI spokesperson Gaby Rosca … Read more

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half

In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. “It’s real simple, folks! ” said President Biden. “America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagrees with me. Peace in our time, Jack!” While most Democrats agreed with Biden’s understatedly brilliant … Read more